Comedian Chris Hardwick encouraged @midnight viewers to think of ways to #FixTheInternet after pictures of Kim Kardashian's rump attempted to break it.
Almost @midnight EAST COAST! So tonight's Hashtag War's #FixTheInternet! Play now & while u watch our sweet ass show! https://t.co/cIYrbAMyXn
— @midnight (@midnight) November 13, 2014
And here is what the internet came up with:
I knew that this reminded me of something else. 8-) #fixtheinternet pic.twitter.com/e4xI2KxX12 — Gero (@GerZah) November 13, 2014
More Cowbell #FixTheInternet @midnight
— The Ranting Recluse (@RantingRecluse) November 13, 2014
Ask Jeeves how he's doing every once in a while #FixTheInternet @midnight — Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) November 13, 2014
Stop assuming I need dick pills! @midnight #FixTheInternet
— Matt Rodger (@mattrodger) November 13, 2014
When you block someone, it also erases their existence in real life #FixTheInternet @midnight — Jason Smith (@ComedianJasonS) November 13, 2014
Duct-tape. #FixTheInternet @midnight
— Rockstar_Toddler (@RockstarToddler) November 13, 2014
"are you sure?" pop up box when you reply-all #FixTheInternet @midnight — Rockstar_Toddler (@RockstarToddler) November 13, 2014
Missing children pictures to be painted on Kimmie K's asscheeks so they might actually be seen and possibly even found. #fixtheinternet
— DriᏩizmᎧ'87 豐 (@Driggizmo1987) November 13, 2014
#fixtheinternet @midnight Force people who insist Batman can beat everyone to use Internet Explorer — Brian Triplett (@brian_triplett) November 13, 2014
i hope the government dont #fixtheinternet . cause 95% of ya'll dont know how to use a postage stamp. . . .
— lonnie (@Wake_up_service) November 13, 2014
Misusing You're, your, their, there, they're 3 times in 30 minutes blocks you permanently and renders you sterile #fixtheinternet @midnight — Kelly Hollis (@Vicious_pen) November 13, 2014
Take the cartridge out, blow in it, push it up and down 3 times, then push it down jambed in hard #FixTheInternet @midnight
— Brett Is Not Funny (@BrettPender) November 13, 2014
A Grindr type app, for Sandwiches... Called Grindr #FixTheInternet @midnight — Brett Osinoff (@BrettOsinoff) November 13, 2014
Everyone gets a million dollars from a Nigerian prince and uses it to buy pills that make your larger and last longer. #FixTheInternet
— Michael lozada (@Mikeytrondb) November 13, 2014
YouTube and message board comments will now be a part of your credit history. #FixTheInternet @midnight — Mike Truesdale (@MikeTruesdale) November 13, 2014
Whenever you tweet the word bae, deposit 50 bitcoins in the bae jar. #FixTheInternet @midnight
— LRenceFivvens (@LRenceFivvens) November 13, 2014
And then, there’s this solution:
#FixTheInternet ? NO! Make a covenant with God that you WILL NOT set your eyes upon wickedness and lewdness. #KimKardashian #LetJesusFixYou — Ginger L. Griffin (@GingerLGriffin) November 13, 2014
