Say his name. The whole thing: Tony the Tilapia. Now look at his face. Doesn't he look like he should be sitting around giving you advice on how to treat a date or how to make his mama's lasagna? OK, so Sean Casey Animal Rescue in Brooklyn, N.Y. has made no claims that Tony can talk, but with that face, he's a sure conversation starter! (And we bet he can hold his own when it comes to American muscle cars.)

"Our experienced staff is available to talk with you, answer your questions and provide advice on how to take care of your new fish," the rescue wrote on Petfinder. "If you'd like to adopt Tony, please call or visit. We are conveniently located in Sunset Park, Brooklyn near the D/N/R (36th Street) trains and we're open every day from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Tony can't wait to meet you!"

Tony's adoption fee is $10 and you can call Sean Casey Animal Rescue at (347) 599-1500 or email at nyanimalrescue@yahoo.com.

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