A husband sent puss flying onto his wife after he popped a 30-year-old cyst according to The Daily Mirror.

Ryan Schmidt did not mean for the bodily fluid to go on his wife. but his excitement to finally get rid of the membrane was apparently too much.

"Oh wow! Oh my God!" Schmidt said in a video recording of the unintentional debauchery . "It sprayed everywhere." The discharge even got on his cell phone.

Schmidt appears to have had fun all the way through the process of achieving one of his most recent goals, nonetheless.

"Can you smell it?." Schmidt questioned his wife before following through with the feat.