Jefferson King is not the Burger King, but he sure acted like one of the fast food restaurants was his castle Sept. 2 — the 33-year-old man was allegedly caught masturbating at one of the chain’s West Palm Beach, Fla., locations, according to Fox 29.

A female diner claimed King was playing with himself — and that she could see his whopper! — while seated inside the BK located on North Dixie Highway. After boldly asking him what he was doing, reported WPBF 25, she said he replied: “What? I’m playing with my penis.”

The witness alerted the manager of the eatery who then requested King leave the establishment. But he continued to “stroke his penis” and refused to leave, the manager later told police after calling the authorities.

However, when police arrived, King claimed he had done nothing illegal!

He was taken to the Palm Beach County Jail and charged with “indecent exposure — exposure of sexual organs,” according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

King was released Friday morning after posting $1,000 bond, according to ABC Action News.

Talk about having it your way!